HazBo

20. Uk.

Professional Self Hater

Blog filled with drugs/feminism/lingerie/fandom.

Feel free to send me a message :)

awwww-cute:

Claw trap. Touch that belly and you’ll have a permanent kitty attached to your forearm

awwww-cute:

Claw trap. Touch that belly and you’ll have a permanent kitty attached to your forearm

(via theregoesmyuniversityeducation)

tastefullyoffensive:

[mrlovenstein]

prepare-for-stupid:

dontyouwannadance:

Yo its’ okay if you’re a white girl who likes Uggs and spray tans and pop music and instagramming your Starbucks. Don’t let tumblr make you think for one minute that liking things like that makes you inferior.

Same goes for if you’re a hipster trans mexican/japanese Pizza Underground enthusiast with a hello kitty neck tattoo.

If you’re not hurting anyone, you be you. There’s nothing wrong with that.

PRAISE

(via assbuttsofarendelle)

yutoube:

i need a hug right now also five hundred thousand dollars in cash

(via done)

pros and cons of being friends with me

punkukulele:

pros

  • puns
  • free baked goods
  • honest opinions
  • i laugh at everything
  • you’re always the attractive friend
  • i never sleep so i’m always up to talk
  • i don’t judge

cons

  • puns
  • mental instability
  • everything i say is annoying
  • i repeat myself a lot
  • i’m an anxious piece of trash
  • i sing a lot
  • i say so many self depreciating things it’s pathetic
  • mood swings
  • i hardly go out

(Source: ghostukulele, via ya-boy-levi)

OKAY SO LETS TALK ABOUT WHEN YOUR GIRL IS ASS NAKED LOOKING FOR CLOTHES TO WEAR AND SHE AINT EEM TRYNA BE CUTE SHE OUT HERE LOOKING FOR MATCHING SOCKS N SHIT BUT LOWKEY LOOKING MAJESTIC N SHIT, SHE OVER HERE WALKING CROSS THE ROOM OVER TO THE CLOSET WITH THIS SEXY ASS GAZELLE ASS WALK AND YOU OUT HERE LIKE MY NIGGA HOW ARE YOU EVEN REAL RIGHT NOW I CAN BUHLEEDISHIT AND THEN YOU SEE HER FACE WHILE SHE PUTTING TOGETHER OUTFIT AND SHE LIKE 12 DIFFERENT TYPES OF CUTE AND YOU NOT REALLY UNDERSTANDING HOW ALL THIS IS EXISTING IN THE SAME UNIVERSE

(Source: walkerflexxasranger, via n0th1ng1s3v3ryth1ng)

(Source: tattoo-babes, via cuntstellati0n)